the-fabulous-heather said: The last one makes me think of my women residents at my old work place. One lady was a sweet heart to me and loved wearing bright outfits and shiny jewelry. :)
95% of my customers are old women. But I really am glad to work in my department. I’d rather be there than any where else. It’s definitely better than having to deal with the brats in the Juniors section or with men and their talent of making everything awkward and embarrassing.
ash never thinks
If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family
Stop reblogging my failure
So simple to save a life.
Or you could all stop using that style of packaging. Because I’m sure as hell we don’t have shit like that in Australia.
Believe me, environmentalists here have been trying to get better alternatives in place for years. Problem is the corporations can basically say “Nope” and there’s not much we can do short of pushing through a law banning the damned things, which hasn’t happened yet.
At my house we don’t get soda with this packaging very much. Probably less than 5 times the entire time I’ve been alive. Still even as a little kid I made sure to completely cut it up because I didn’t want to take any risks. I prob learned it from tv because that’s when tv actually taught kids things unlike shows now.
Technology then and now
Juniors is full of cheap clothing and full of shoplifters. But the store doesn’t give that much of a fuck because the clothes are cheap and are sold by the shit load so they are still making a fortune from that department.
Hasting and Smith pants
Writing checks in stores
Buicks - that they have their husband drive
Giant briefs from Lollipops underwear
Nylon Vanity Fair underwear… FULL BRIEFS ONLY
Clothes shopping at 10 am
Miss Elaine nightgowns
Velour track suits
Lining up for lunch at Mehlman’s Cafeteria…at 10 am
Layering their clothes
Buying special outfits that match nothing else in their wardrobe
Apparently this is what cassowary eggs look like.
Wow. I didn’t know they laid bright green eggs.
(Source: National Geographic)